The imaginary Story of Lisgar O’Connor

One night after a gig, Bill and Sly were sitting at a restaurant,
waiting to order.

– Now think, said Bill, you must eat the right food.
– Yes, the right food, distractedly agreed Sly while reading the
menu.
– Like folic acid…
– Folic acid? Don’t we get enough of that from rain and snow,
inquired Sly?
– Not that kind of acid! Folic acid; it helps fight depression, among
other things, retorted Bill.
– And where do you find folic acid, wondered Sly?
– Well, you find a healthy person — like our waitress — whom
you catch, cook and eat, said Bill. Then you’ll get folic acid and all
the nutrients you need.
– Ah, yes… Doctor Hannibal Lector’s Miracle Diet, I heard of it.
But aren’t there other less drastic ways, asked Sly?
– Well, folic acid is also found in beans, oranges, wheat, bran,
green vegetables, poultry, pork, shellfish and liver, answered Bill.
– All right then, I’ll have a chicken sandwich on brown with a
salad, said Sly.

There’s the hard way and the easy way. Choose well. Won’t you
come and see us at Daniel O’Connell’s?